horny married boy

Nice

2011-07-04T18:58:00.001+01:00

Ginger Greats

2011-07-04T18:39:00.001+01:00

Is this the perfect foreskin?

2011-06-27T19:33:00.001+01:00

Illinois 26

2010-12-17T15:32:00.001Z

Belfast 35

2010-12-17T15:11:00.000Z

51 from Kent

2010-12-15T17:14:00.000Z

23 from Blackpool

2010-12-07T20:21:00.001Z

More Horny Married Boy pics

2010-04-22T01:09:00.000+01:00

Horny Married Boy slips boxer shorts off

2010-04-17T15:28:00.002+01:00

Felt like having a little feel inside my boxers ths morning. Felt so good I just had to slip them off and take a few pics for you. Hope you enjoy.

Morning wood defying gravity

2010-04-08T15:55:00.000+01:00

Horny Married Boy

2010-03-12T16:09:00.000Z

More white briefs pics

2010-03-12T16:07:00.000Z

Horny Married Boy in briefs

2010-03-12T14:43:00.001Z

My balls...full of creamy lovejuice

2010-02-20T20:56:00.001Z

People have always commented on my balls...from school friends in the showers to girlfriends who loved fondling them and some who even liked sucking them. Feel free to add your own thoughts. You should have seen the mess once these were drained.

Nude Sauna and Urinal Jerk-Off

2010-02-04T21:42:00.003Z

Just back from an amazingly liberating work trip to Germany. Firstly the uber smart hotel I was staying in had lots of beautiful people milling around. I woke first morning and headed to the leisure centre. I went for a few lengths in the swimming pool and then into the sauna. I was shocked to see that it was mixed and NUDE! Not that that would bother horny married boy of course.

There appeared to be a couple in there in their fifties. He was overweight and hairy. Actually, so was she. But I still enjoyed their nudity. I slipped my swimming trunks down and sat on a towel like most of the others. There were a couple of others in the sauna too. One younger guy with a large uncut dick and a cute German woman with a nicely trimmed bush. The older couple looked like this was a normal everyday occurrence and didn't seem too bothered by anyone else.

After my refreshing and exciting start to the day, I joined some of my fellow work colleagues and was busy in seminars all day. I noticed during a trip to the bathroom that a cute young German guy followed me in. I didn't think much of it, except to say I noticed him pissing beside me...and what a whopper! His huge big helmet was on display. I couldn't tell at first whether he was cut or just retracting his foreskin. He certainly wanted me to see it, holding it with his furthest away hand so I could see it clearly.

Later in the day, I was excited to see him follow me in to the toilets again. This time he was standing a urinal closer. Again, his large blond dick came out. Not a word was spoken and suddenly he started jerking his dick. It was now rigid and his purple helmet looked close to exploding. His prick was so thick. I got hard myself and started wanking too. He quickened his strokes and then shot his thick spunk onto the urinal. He watched as I came myself shooting thick jets onto my own urinal. We both struggled to rehouse our still erect dicks into our pants. He left without even washing his hands. Dirty boy! Oh to see him in the sauna...to be continued....

Group nudity

2010-01-13T18:17:00.002Z

Let me know your thoughts on this nice collection. Which one would you like to be involved in?

Hot Stuff

2010-01-07T17:35:00.000Z

Foreskin delights

2010-01-07T17:32:00.000Z

Superpants

2010-01-07T17:30:00.000Z

Nice cock and even nicer underpants!

Amazing Cocks

2010-01-07T17:25:00.001Z

Smooth bodies, hairy bushes. Mmmmmmmm. Nice selection of dicks

Nice

2010-01-05T20:03:00.002Z

Please Sir, Can I Have Some More?

2009-11-03T17:52:00.006Z

I'm back, filthier than ever. Your blogger slut is back!

Sir was very good to me. He was my physical education instructor and he helped me after school with my athletics. I was a good sprinter and he was trying to help me get into hurdles.

One Monday after school, we had a good session on the tracks. The weather was dark, dreary, grey and wet. He suggested we call it a day after an hour and head back and get changed. We were both soaked to the skin. I was 13 and wearing my round neck white t shirt and short white shorts. I was drenched and looking forward to a hot shower.

Sir always changed separately from us. I headed into the boys locker room where my uniform was hanging on a peg. There was nobody else about. Sir popped his head around the corner and told me the showers in the main changing room weren't working today, but I could use his shower if I wanted. I lifted my gear and bag and headed into his office which had one shower and a screen in front of it.

We were both soaking and started to peel off our wet clothes. Sir was well built with rippling muscles befitting a physical education instructor. He stripped to the waist. I wondered who was going to shower first. I took off my t shirt and squeezed the wetness out of it. Sir said for me to go first. I sat down and removed my shorts and underpants and stepped into the shower. I was smooth all over with a newly grown fuzz around my penis which too had grown over recent months into a fine specimen.

I couldn't get the shower on properly and Sir, who was now standing in his jockstrap, said he would help. He slipped his jockstrap off and stepped into the snug cubicle with me. His willy was impressive and looked meaty.

We got the hot water going and Sir seemed keen to stay in with me. I started to lather up and suddenly felt Sir brush his soft willy against my ass. He did it a few times and I have to admit, it felt amazing.

He did it once again but this time nestled his thick meat against the crack in my ass. It felt good and I didn't resist. He asked did I want some shampoo? I said yes and he stepped out of the cubicle. He returned and turned the water off. He poured some shampoo into his hand and lathered my head. It felt sexy. He stood closely behind me again his fat meat rubbing against me. This time, however, his dick was erect and now pressing into the small of my back. I felt him rocking moving his dick up and down the cheeks of my ass. Then I felt that rush in his groin with his thick, hot spunk jetting against my cheeks and back. He gripped his dick and rubbed it against me, treating me like a filthy piece of shit.

All the time I didn't get erect but loved being used by him. He stepped out of the shower and dried off. I stayed in and wiped his cum off my buttocks.

I went home that night and wanked over and over again about Sir's hot cream and knew I wanted to feel it spurting again.

to be continued

The showers with Jim and Ginger

2009-06-08T19:58:00.006+01:00

So Jim, Ginger and I all headed back into the changing rooms with the rest of the team members. I wondered what sort of category they would fall into.

1. the ones that don't shower
2. the ones that shower with their pants on
3. the ones who let it all hang out and don't mind who gets an eyeful

To my delight, they took everything off and strolled into the showers nude. If I was making this up, they would be hung like stallions and humped each other in the showers. But, these were real guys, with real cocks. Both of them uncut and both on the small side. Ginger's dick was very pale and a decent thickness but not much length. Jim, the older grey guy was very small with lots of shrivelled up foreskin.

They weren't openly gay and Jim had a wedding ring on. They showered with the rest of the guys as normal. If only the other teammates knew that I had seen Jim sucking Ginger in the bushes a few months ago.

They left the showers, dried and got dressed. Jim, stepping into big baggy white y-fronts and Ginger into a pair of blue briefs. Jim was giving Ginger a lift home. I wondered if there would be a stop-off on their way home.

Paul

2009-06-07T15:37:00.004+01:00

This is Paul who isn't shy in front of the cameras. He wants his pics on 100 sites so Paul, it's only 99 to go now. He is so huge when fully erect. What would you do with this fine specimen presented in front of your eyes?

Catching up with old friends again

2009-06-06T07:37:00.002+01:00

So the two guys that I saw in the bushes. I told you I was to see them again. I was asked to play in a friend's gaelic football team. We met up in the changing rooms. I couldn't believe it when I saw the younger ginger guy getting changed beside me in the very cramped changing rooms. It was definielty him. I don't forget an ass!

I watched closely as he got changed. First his top came off and then he put on his jersey. Then he slipped his shoes off, quickly followed by socks. Then he slid his belt off and dropped his trousers. He was wearing patterned boxer shorts, the loose fitting ones. The ones that give no support for sport....so surely they were being replaced. Sure eneough, they were. Down they came quickly, giving me a quick chance to see his cock that I had wanked about since that night in the bushes. It was so pale, smallish with a small overhang of foreskin which came to a point in a pinky coloured tip. His ginger pubic hair was a serious turn on. So this was the cock that the older guy was feasting on. He slipped on a pair of briefs and then his shorts. At the same time I was making sure he could get an eyeful of my cock as I got changed too. I saw him catching a furtive glance in my direction.

We got onto the field of play eventually. We were a man short, waiting on a guy called Jim. Imagine my surprise as I saw Jim arive late and hurriedly make his way into the changing room. he was an older guy and he too looked remarkabl familiar.

I couldn't wait to see him join us on the pitch and was also looking forward to showering with him and his ginger friend after the game.

Horny Married Girl is a sex maniac

2009-05-25T18:34:00.003+01:00

I am really going to do some serious fucking tonight. Horny married girl is going to get royally fucked. She says she's gonna let me shave her pussy first then let me lick it all night. She texted me at work and said she was really wet just thinking about it. She says she'll do anything I ask her later.

I already have some pre-cum in my underpants just thinking about it. Last time i shaved her, she sat on edge of bath whilst I got to work on her.

I do love it nicely shaved.

Maybe slip it into her tight ass as well tonight.

Peter gets circumcised

2009-05-18T17:30:00.003+01:00

It finally happened today. I got a call from Peter's mum asking me to drop him down to the hospital this morning. He was fairly quiet in the car on the way there. Understandable I guess. I parked the car and made sure he got to the right place. We arrived at the correct ward and he was checked in by a rather stout nurse in her 50s. She escorted us to a ward and brought the curtains around us. She asked Peter a few questions, took his pulse, blood pressure and then weighed him. She finished by handing him a gown and told him to remove everything including his underpants and put the gown on. She said the doctor would be around to see him shortly. He undressed and fiddled with the gown. he asked me to do up the ribbons at the back.

His beautiful firm ass was on show even when I finished doing him up. Oh how I wanted to feel my cock against his smooth, firm cheeks. I got one last glimpse of his uncut dick which looked so cute. I noticed he hadn't shaved his pubic area and I asked him was he meant to have done so. 'I don't think so' he replied.

A few minutes later the doctor arrived in to have a quick chat with him. I couldn't believe it when it was the same doctor who had circumcised me! He went over a few formalities with Peter, confirming his name and address, date of birth and what operation he was in for.

He asked me to leave the bed area so I stepped outside. I could still hear the whole conversation which went like this

Doc 'So you're in for a circumcision?'
Peter 'Yes'
Doc 'Well don't worry about a thing. It's a fairly routine and normal procedure'
Peter 'Ok'
Doc 'Do you know what the operation entails?'
Peter 'Kind of'
Doc 'Right. Just lift your gown up and I'll explain. Basically, we cut this bit of foreskin away and then we stitch the remaining skin to the shaft. It means the head is left fully exposed all of the time. Loads of guys have it done, so don't worry about a thing'
Peter 'Ok'
Doc 'Great, I just need you to sign the consent forms..you're 18 right?'
Peter ' Yep'
Doc 'Great, I wish more guys had it done. I think it's better'

The doc pulled the curtain back and said Peter would be called shortly. I had to get on to work so wished him all the best. His mum would collect him later.

I have just phoned and he is in bed sleeping, but his mum said it went really well. Another new recruit.

Identical Twins

2009-05-14T21:08:00.002+01:00

Do identical male twins have identical cocks? Love to hear your findings.

Parklife

2009-05-01T15:50:00.002+01:00

About six months ago, I was spending a Sunday afternoon walking the dog at a local park nearby. I was walking along a long path with two guys walking ahead of me, about 50 metres apart. The first guy disappeared from sight, into dense bushes only to be followed a few seconds later by the second guy. It got my mind racing and I tied up my dog and moved quietly into the area.

My heart was racing. Beating so fast about what I might see and also that I might get spotted by them. I moved further into the dense bushes. I hoped my dog would stay quiet and not make a noise.

I crept closer and finally was rewarded with a glimpse of one of them. He was in his fifties I guessed, wore spectacles and had a beard that was quite grey. He wasn't in the greatest shape but this wasn't a slick porno. I looked closer and saw him feeling the other guy's ass. He could only have been 18 years old. Cropped ginger hair, well toned and liking the atention. I couldn't get any closer and felt the most enormous erection brewing in my trousers.

The older guy got down on his knees and pulled the ginger guy's trousers and underpants down. I could only see the white ass which was so toned and so pale. The older guy got down in front of him. I wished I could see more. I wished I could see him sucking. I wish I could his technique. I wished I could see that dick, see how big he was. But I couldn't be too fussy. This was full-on live entertainment right in front of my eyes and I was loving it. This position continued for a few minutes and I can only assume that the young guy exploded. Not sure if he came in his mouth or not. I like to think he did. I wondered if the favour would be returned. They were so quiet. They must have done this before I thought.

There was no return favour. The young ginger guy pulled his trousers back up, kissed the older guy for a few seconds and made his way back to the path. A minute later the older guy left and they were gone. My dick was on fire. I was about to unzip when I felt an urge that I was going to come in my pants. It was just like being a teenager again.

I wanked all night in bed that evening and wished I had seen more of them. I wondered if I would see them again. I was to see them again, but not anywhere near a park.

Horse Sized Dicks

2009-04-29T14:58:00.002+01:00

You know what I mean about these. The sort of dicks you see which really take your breath away. I am putting three into the hall of fame. Michael, John and another John who I have seen close up. To be the lucky owner of these you need to have a seriously long and thick dick. I'm not talking big dicks, I'm talking monster dicks. You don't see them that often. I actually saw the 2 Johns in the same shower at the same time! Like waiting for buses to come along.

They are the sort of cocks that make you do a double and even triple look.

We salute you.

Cammer

2009-03-31T19:19:00.003+01:00

Just watched the most amazing cock cumming on a web cam. Nicely cut and trimmed with a seriously large flared head. Nice length, not obscenely long. His cum was thick and creamy.

Threesome?

2009-02-23T17:59:00.003Z

Horny Married Girl has had a splendid idea. She has suggested I set up a threesome with Peter.

1. she has always wanted to have a threesome
2. she has always wanted to have two dicks at once
3. she has always wanted to have one cut, one uncut
4. she thinks his dick looks cute
5. she forgets what foreskin feels like
6. she wants to see if she can get 2 dicks in her mouth at once
7. she wants to help him finally get that foreskin back
8. she wants to nibble on his foreskin

Bring it on! but, i'll need to move fast.

Peter - A Closer Inspection

2009-02-22T09:41:00.005Z

Peter's foreskin WAS beautiful. I lubed up a couple of fingers and tried to ease them underneath the skin to try to help move it back. I felt for the rim of his helmet. His dick started to swell. His underpants were round his ankles and he was stirring in my hands. I could clearly see the outline of his head under the tight foreskin.

He didn't seem too worried at his semi-erection that was occuring. His soft pubic curls were thick around the base of his chubby prick. I massaged the shaft skin back and forth and he respoded by getting thicker and longer. We didn't say a word. He was now fully erect in my hands and his balls tightened under his shaft. I kept massaging his lovely pale cock. I could sense him nearing orgasm and wanted to see him through to the end. His breath shortened and in a couple of quick spasms he came. His spunk seeped out through his tight foreskin, not in the spectacular way when the head is exposed. I used his hot semen to try to loosen his foreskin a bit. His dick shrank back a bit in size. It was easier to get the foreskin moving when he wasn't erect.

My own trousers were trying to cope with the strain of my own erection. I could feel pre-cum against my boxer shorts and even onto my trousers.

I tolf Peter to try some of the stretching techniques I had shown him. We would chat again in few days time.

Cool Foreskins

2009-02-18T18:01:00.005Z

Peter's Dick

2009-02-17T18:01:00.004Z

This is what Peter's dick looks like. He is 18 years old and I saw him and his dad naked recently on a trip we made to Budapest. They are fairly relaxed and open about their nudity. We went to a turkish bath and there is a strict no bathing suit policy in the bath house.

Peter has a girlfriend who I reckon has given his dick a good pounding. It's his doctor who has advised him to get circumcised. His mum has asked me to drop round some night this week and reassure him that circumcision is a fairly routine op.

Chat about circumcision

2009-02-16T17:40:00.004Z

Jean has asked me to call around some night and talk to her and her son, Peter, about his impending circumcision. She says I'm the only person she knows who is cut. I think she has a healthy sexual fascination with circumcised penises. She claims never to have seen one. I have been thinking about it ever since she asked me. I think she'd love to see it, maybe examine it in great detail. Since horny married girl told her about the cut status of my member, she has been asking a lot of questions.

Feel free to post some comments you feel I should be passing on to both interested parties.

At last...Horny Married Girl

2009-02-11T18:14:00.003Z

Here she is at last! Too much wine one night on our snow boarding holiday and camera-shy horny married girl agreed to this. As you can see, she has had a little trim before her holiday. Hope you like it as much as I did.

Horny Married Girl raves about circumcision

2009-02-11T17:49:00.005Z

On our snowboarding trip I couldn't help overhear this conversation between horny married girl and a friend of hers, Jean. This was after too many gin and tonics. Jean reveals that her teenage son is booked in for a circumcision.

jean - so did I tell you Peter (son) is getting circumcised later this month?
hmg - no, you never
jean - yeah, doctor says he needs it done
hmg - get it done, he'll be the better for it
jean - really? sounds like you speak from experience?
hmg - I do
jean - oh tell me more
hmg - horny married boy had it done
jean - really?
hmg - yes, he loves it and so do I
jean - really?
hmg - I really love it
jean - really?
hmg - yep
jean - when de he have that done?
hmg - late teens I think
jean - he should have a chat with Peter
hmg - I tell you, it looks and feels so much better
jean - really, you know I've never had one before
hmg - me neither, it's was my first too
jean - cool
hmg - looks better and is cleaner
jean - once I rolled Roy's (her husband) foreskin back and there was all this cheese gunk there
hmg - oh my god, yuk
jean - yeah, yuk! took me a while before I went donw on him again
hmg - laughs..I don't blame you
jean - laughs
hmg - horny married boy gets plenty of action down there...nicer and easier to suck I reckon
jean - really?
hmg - sure is. feels great inside too
jean - god, i might get Roy done at the same time..laughs
hmg - laughs

XL Cocks

2009-02-10T18:11:00.002Z

Just back from a really cool snowboarding holiday with horny married girl. Went to the gym last night. Saw four cocks hanging out. All uncut and three of them in the xl department. So much for the cold weather shrivelling them all up.

Wizard of Oz

2009-01-23T16:30:00.003Z

Absolutely delightful cock. He was cut 6 years ago and is a big circumcision fanatic! He only regrets not getting it done sooner. I know how he feels. 10/10

My cyber cock

2009-01-23T16:27:00.001Z

Showing my cock to a friend

2009-01-14T22:44:00.001Z

For some reason in my teens I felt the need to try to expose
myself to the guy next door, Alex. I must have been about
16 and he was ten years older. He had no sex life worth talking
about. I suppose I felt sorry for him a bit.

I knew what time he'd be home from work, so I'd be
there in position at the front window ready to drop everything
in the hope he could see me. Strange really but very erotic.
I used to wonder if he had ever seen me and my cock. Sometimes
in the winter months I'd get brave enough and turn on
the lights in the room. I didn't want anyone else to
see me - just him.

I used to hang around in his bedroom a bit. Listening to music
and stuff. I saw him in his underpants a few times. They were
traditional white y fronts each time. I kept trying to work
out the outline of his dick and balls. Looking back I should
have been a bit braver and asked him outright to see his cock.
I'm sure he wouldn't have minded. Then one day
I found his porn magazine stash under his bed. We sat and
looked at it together, commenting on how fit the women looked
and how big the guys were. That was as far as it got.

Then when I started seeing girls he always wanted to know
what we were up to. I loved telling him how I had screwed some
girl in the back of my car or in a park. He really got off on
it. He would always ask me what her pussy was like, was it
hairy or not, did she suck me off, did she swallow, had I ever
fucked her up the ass etc.

I still see him a bit nowadays. If he ever asked me into his
bedroom to see his latest porn stash or listen to his latest
music download, I don't think I'd be so shy this
time.

I want to see his dick or talk about our dicks. I'm gonna try
to bump into him in the next few weeks. Will keep you
posted.

Throbbing

2009-01-12T17:45:00.002Z

Another fine specimen here. Look at that throbbing cock and pulsating veins. Looks like he is ready to explode with hot, creamy love juice. Very hard indeed. 9/10

a very big boy

2009-01-09T20:01:00.002Z

Look at this whopper that has been sent to me. Lovely uncut, thick cock with his head just peeking out. Would love to see it fully erect, wouldn't you? Tells me he's a good 8 inches...and who would doubt that?

My Lovely Cock

2009-01-06T19:53:00.002Z

Just thought I'd post this pic again because it's one of my favourites. It's my dick. Hairy, sleepy and waiting for someone to slide up my thighs and waken him up. Enjoy!

Your first glimpse of horny married girl!!

2009-01-05T18:04:00.001Z

Doing it with my best mate's dad

2009-01-05T17:49:00.002Z

I arrived to call for Phil one afternoon. I had always had a
fascination about him. I arrived in my school
uniform. His father answered the door. It looked like he
was just home from work. He invited me in. He said Phil would
be home soon. I said I was calling for help with an essay.
I needed a certain book that I knew Phil had borrowed from
the library.

He said it was okay to go up to Phil's room to borrow it.
I made my way up to the room. It smelt of Phil. I saw the book
immediately lying on his bed. I also noticed a pile of underpants
that had been left on his bed also which looked freshly laundered.
I couldn't resist lifting a pair and holding it close
to my face. I became very aroused. Suddenly I heard a noise
in the room behind me. I turned around sharply. There stood
his father. Looking at me with his son's underpants
in my hands. "Get what you were after?" he asked.

I stood there frozen to the spot. What could I say? He smiled,
which was something I didn't expect. "Why don't
you put them on?" he said. I couldn't believe
what I was hearing. "Put them on now" he said
in a more commanding voice. "Strip!" I took
off my blazer, then my tie and shirt. I kicked my shoes and
socks off, then my trousers fell to the floor. I was standing
in my pants now. "Take them off and put those other
ones on!" he said. I slid my pants down and stepped
into Phil's underpants. It felt amazing putting them
on, despite the strange circumstances. Then I was shocked
at what happened next.

Phil's dad unzipped his work trousers and pulled his
erect cock out through his zip. He gave it a few strokes,
then demanded that I suck it. He told me to get on my knees
and suck it well. His dad was circumcised
and I had a gorgeous fat, mushroom head to suck on. I put in a fine
performance, even sucking his balls. I worked my mouth
up and down his thick shaft. I wanted to see him cum all over
me, and it wasn't long before I was rewarded with a fountain
of spunk coming in my mouth.

He wanted me to get dressed quickly because he knew Phil
would be back soon. He even insisted that I kept Phil's
pants on.

Lucky Girl

2008-12-27T16:13:00.001Z

Bean rolls his foreskin back

2008-12-20T22:38:00.003Z

Straight guy, 22, wants bj from a guy. Nice dick. Foreskin looks a bit tight but good size. 8/10

Grant rolls his foreskin back

2008-12-20T18:34:00.002Z

Vote for your cock of the year

2008-12-20T17:34:00.009Z

GRANT - WHITE UNCUT

DJ - BLACK CUT

Grant. Growing up uncut in America

2008-12-16T17:29:00.009Z

HMB.  What was it like growing up uncut in America,
a country renowned for such a high rate of
infant circumcision?
GRANT. It wasn't that big a deal. I actually often pulled it back and it would
just sit above my head in the locker room, just because I felt different and no
one would notice it that way(first time I noticed
I was different was my friend said 'WHOA, you have a sick one!'.
I thought "Wow...really?" although it didn't really bother me at the time).

HMB.  Were there many other guys uncut?
GRANT.  There were some other guys who were uncut and just didn't care-they didn't
get made fun of but foreskin in general was kind of a comic subject, think 'mudflap',
'head cheese', etc as derogatory, naughty terms guys said.

HMB.  How come you weren't circumcised?
GRANT.  Because my mom is awesome and thinks it's ritual maiming, and I agree 100%.
I asked her about it one day after researching it on my own, and a few years later
I thanked her for doing so.  My dad is cut.

HMB.  What has the reaction been to your uncut dick from girls? 
GRANT.  Typically girls don't care, at least the ones that I've encountered just
seem pretty indifferent. None of them actually 'like' it though, which pisses me off.
Maybe they're just too cock-ignorant at this point to appreciate it.

HMB.  What is their reaction to the size of that huge cock?
GRANT.  Size, they usually like. One girl said 'Wow, you're definitely way bigger
than my last boyfriend', and usually if I push in all the way I get either
'OHGODYES!'(I reserve maximum penetration for right during her orgasm to make
her go totally crazy-I love it), 'OUCH', a combination of the two, or
'Wow I can feel that all the way up in my stomach. Don't go in too far.'

HMB.  10 out of 10 for this one Grant

Fantastic Cock

2008-12-12T17:59:00.009Z

I take it all back about uncut dicks. One of my watchers, Grant, has been in touch to say he likes the blog. I was wandering what his dick looks like, but I have since discovered his penis pic submissions on www.perfectphallus.com. You have to check out this absolute beauty. Mrs Candy gave him a very well deserevd 10 out of 10. Amazing. Go look for yourself! Hoping to get his pics on here soon. Wonderful length, thickness and foreskin.

Send me your pics to hmboy@hotmail.co.uk

Horny 24 hours

2008-12-12T17:24:00.008Z

What a 24 hours. Woke up to find my wife masturbating in the middle of the night. I lay totally quiet watching and listening. Very erotic! Made me sooooo hard. A few hours earlier we had had some very rare anal sex. She's not the biggest fan of it but agrees to it occasionally. First I lube her ass with a fingertip, then slip it all the way in. She keeps saying I'm too big to fuck her ass, but it's funny to see how much she gets into it.

Then saw four cocks in the showers after the gym today. Cock count..foreskins 3 v 1 circumcised. Cock of the day, without a doubt was the nicely cut penis. How anyone could think an uncut cock could be nicer is beyond me.

New cock for you

2008-12-09T17:33:00.007Z

This guy delighted us with these pics. My wife says it looks so nice. I agree. She says she'd love to deep throat him right down to his balls. I reckon she could too. Not the longest, but thick and very suckable. 9/10

My Naked Neighbour

2008-11-28T18:54:00.003Z

I have just seen my neighbour strolling along his hallway in the nude. He is in his 60s but fairly fit. What's more he is totally shaved down below. He has big droopy balls and a very thick, medium length cock. Kept hoping I would see him again. Must have been twitching at the curtains for hours after I saw him. Maybe he knew I was watching. What do you think?

Little Button Mushroom

2008-11-17T12:34:00.004Z

If you have a small cock I think it's best to be circumcised. I saw a guy in the showers last night at the gym. He was Chinese and had a great body. Very fit and smooth with really jet black pubes.... and lots of them. Trouble was, his tiny dick! It just about poked out through his mass of curls and all you could see was some wrinkled piece of skin. My wife has a thing about Asian men. I'll maybe tell her about him tonight.

I remember playing cricket with an older guy who used to shower with me. His name was Roy and although he had a really small cock, it looked so much better because he was circumcised. Almost like a little button mushroom poking out through his pubic hair.

Follow Me

2008-11-17T11:56:00.004Z

I have just added a 'follower' tab if you'd like to follow my blog. Thanks for all of your comments so far.

School Exchange Trip to Remember in France

2008-11-17T11:14:00.004Z

I was due to spend six weeks with the French exchange family.
They were very pleasent to me at all times, made me very welcome
AND WERE VERY HORNY.

I had to share a room with the son of the family. He was the
same age as me. We had some conversations that both of us
fully understood, but most of the time we got by with the
language barrier thing. He was a good laugh. Mikel was his
name. One night, during the second week of my trip, I awoke
earlier than normal.

It was stiffling hot. The sun was starting to break through.
I looked over to Mikel's bed to see if he was awake. He
sure was. He had thrown off his bed covers. He had pulled
his pyjama bottoms down around his ankles and his dick was
enormous. Dark curly hairs around his thick shaft which
had his hand wrapped around it tightly.

He was jerking off slowly and quietly so as not to disturb
me. I froze in the bed hoping not to startle Mikel from his
job in hand. He kept going, so either he hadn't noticed me, enjoyed
his audience or plain just didn't give a shit.

He ws uncut and kept his foreskin over his head when he was
wanking. My own dick was now erect too, under the covers.
I couldn't resist slipping my hand down to hold it.

He must have been about a good 8 inches as it rested stiffly
on his stomach, I got a really good look at it.

Not before long he was reaching orgasm. I heard his breath
quickening and then the finale - thick jets of spunk shooting
onto his flat stomach. The fresh spunk glistened in the
morning sun. He lay there totally spent. I watched over
the next few minutes as his dick retracted in size, not that
much though. He jumped quickly from the bed, pulled his
pyjama botoms up again and went to the bathroom to clean
up.

I pumped my dick so hard whilst he was in there and took seconds
to reach my own pleasurable orgasm.

After I had watched Mikel stroke his cock in bed that morning,
I began trying to stay awake at night for as long as I could,
hoping to get a repeat performance. It was a practice that
was to tire me out quite quickly.

A few days later Mikel asked me if I wished to play for his
school rugby team in a match later that week. He knew I liked
rugby and played it back in Ireland. We had spoken about
sport and we obviously had a lot in common there.

I told him I would love to, but that I had no rugby kit or boots
to play in. He seemed to think it wouldn't be a problem.
I certainly hoped and prayed it wouldn't be a problem.
The thought of seeing more Mikel's was one that excited
me.

A day before the game, Mikel presented me with a kit bag with
'everything I would need'. He had managed to get
me a pair of boots the correct size, rugby shirt, shorts,
socks, and to my surprise (and delight) a jockstrap. I think
it was one of his. If so, it was used to being well filled.
The thought of wearing one of his jockstraps was one that
filled me with much excitement.

The night before the game was another hot, sticky evening.
I was sure Mikel had drifted off to sleep in the adjacent
bed and I pulled the covers down on my bed. I slipped my hand
inside my shorts and gripped my cock tightly. It was so stiff.

I pulled up the courage to slip my shorts down and now lay
naked on top of the bed. I opened my legs and got real comfy
as I started stroking my dick. If he was watching, he would
hopefully be getting a good view as I moved my hand slowly
and took my hand off it now and again to let him see it clearly.

I fondled my balls and even started playing a little with
my ass - something that always made me even bigger. I stroked
my big uncut dick for ages. I didn't want to cum. I didn't
want it to be over, but eventually I couldn't hold back
any longer. I shot the most amazing amount of cum high into
the air, landing right up on my chest. Hopefully, if he was
watching, he could see my spunk glisten in the moonlight
coming through the window.

Next morning I was up early, showered and ready to do battle
For Mikel's rugby team - a day that would eventually
lead me into a shower room with Mikel and his teammates

On the way to the rugby match Mikel and I chatted...he in
his impressive English and me tying in my worst French.
It was a struggle trying to converse sometimes but I could
still work out most of the things Mikel was telling me.

Firstly, he advised me to keep an eye out for his friend Eric,
who he claimed could suck his own cock (why would you admit
that to your friends I don't know?). Secondly, to say
hello to Jean who was Mikel's best friend and a big hit
with the local girls.

We arrived at the rugby ground. Mikel introduced me as his
new foreign companion who could help his team win this match.
They all cheered and seemed to welcome me with open arms.

Inside the small and tight changing room, we all started
to get changed and ready. I slipped off my boxers and for
the first time stepped into Mikel's jockstrap that
he had been kind enough to lend me. It felt amazing on my bare
ass. My dick fitted snugly in the pouch. I looked around
and noticed that most of the team wore these also.

I couldn't help myself taking a peek at Mikel when he
slipped his pants off. He was changing beside me and I almost
got his dick in my face. I was sitting down putting on my boots
as he was standing beside me slipping his jockdtrap on.
He had a fine dick. I had seen him wanking it a few nights ago
on top of his bed, so it was nice to see it flaccid and hanging
real low.

Beside us, Eric was also getting changed. If it was true
about him being able to suck his own dick, I could see why.
He too was impressively hung.

On the pitch we lost a close game by 25-23. The boys were pissed
off at losing but thought that I had played well.

I wondered if they would all shower afterwards in the nude.
I was soon to find out that the answer was yes. I was treated
to fine display of cocks. All shapes and sizes.

Mikel certainly had one of the biggest on display. How nice
to have to share a room with him for another month I thought.

I certainly had made my mind up that I wanted to get my hands
on the prize cock of his rugby team! I just had to figure out
how.

That night I dreamed of Mikel climbing into my bed, taking
my balls in his mouth and taking as much of my uncut seven
inches down his throat as he could.

It was only the next morning when I woke up finding his underpants
in my bed that I started to wonder what had really happened
last night.

Wanna See Horny Married Girl?

2008-10-26T16:50:00.003Z

Just wondering if any of you guys/girls would like to see pics of my partner Horny Married Girl? She was dynamite in bed last night. Sat on my face with her freshly shaved pussy sucking my cock hard. Makes me so hard!

Cocks I Know and Their Nicknames

2008-10-18T15:41:00.008+01:00

Alan - Mr. Big Blond American Cock 8/10
Andy - Mr. Serious Girth 9/10
James - Mr. Thin But Oh So Long 9/10
Phil - Mr. Very Tight Foreskin 7/10
Ross - Mr. Big Mushroom Head 8/10
Jonny - Mr. Peeper 7/10
Ricky - Mr. Cock Idol 8/10
Stuart - Mr. Ginger Nuts 8/10
Ian - Mr. Veiny 6/10
Eric - Mr. Black Beuaty 8/10
Steve - Mr. Little Shrimp 6/10
Rick - Mr. Springy Dick 8/10
Niall - Mr. Anteater 5/10
Roy - Mr. Button Mushroom 7/10

Do you have a special name for yours?

Mystery Dick No.6

2008-10-12T10:47:00.005+01:00

This is a lovely shaved uncut specimen with a cute trim. This guys wants to drain my cock in his mouth badly. He claims to have a wonderful tongue and would love to lick my balls. He says he would lick up and down my shaft slowly till I erupted in his mouth. 7/10

Mystery Couple No.3

2008-10-02T19:11:00.002+01:00

Lucky guy. Tit wanks are always great fun.

Mystery Dick No.5

2008-10-02T19:09:00.004+01:00

Hope he has plenty of sunscreen on those big shaven balls! 7/10

Mystery Couple No.2

2008-10-02T19:07:00.000+01:00

Mystery Couple No.1

2008-10-02T19:06:00.000+01:00

Mystery Pussy No.2

2008-10-02T19:02:00.003+01:00

Freshly shaved. Mmmmmmmm. Her clit would be so aroused. Would love to ram my seven inches into that sweet pussy. Love to see my wife rub her clit against her shaven cunt.

Mystery Pussy No.1

2008-10-02T18:57:00.004+01:00

Wow. This is excellent. We'd be both diving down there straight away to lick her juices. Looks very nice indeed.

Mystery Dick No.4

2008-10-01T18:38:00.002+01:00

This is a real favourite of ours. What lovely thickness and the way it hangs just ready to be stirred. Both would love to slide that foreskin back and see what awaits us beneath. 8/10

Mystery Dick No.3

2008-09-29T17:49:00.004+01:00

This guy from the United States has one very big helmet. Like most US guys he is circumcised. He would love to share that big dick with us. We both love that big upcurve. It could really hit her g spot. He wants to fuck my wife whilst sucking my dick. Wants us to both suck him at the same time. That could cause a really big fight! 8/10

Mystery Dick No. 2

2008-09-28T18:28:00.007+01:00

This guy has a thick circumcised dick and certainly looks like he knows what to do with it. He wants me to sit on it whilst he licks my wife out. He says women love his circumcised status in the UK. Says he would love us both to suck him at same time. 5/10

Mystery Dick No.1

2008-09-28T15:35:00.004+01:00

This guy wants to know would we like some action with his cock. It's a good size and very nicely shaved. Think we could both enjoy nibbling on this one. Would enjoy seeing my wife getting to grips with a foreskin again. 8/10

Telling my wife about a dick I saw

2008-09-28T15:25:00.003+01:00

Whilst making love to my wife the other night I told her about a guy I'd seen in the showers in the gym. He wasn't the most attractive of guys. Medium build, not a looker by any means, but he did have a nice dick that I know my wife would love. He was smooth and blonde with a lovely circumcised dick that was a good size. He seemed pretty keen to make sure I saw it clearly.

As we fucked that night I told my wife about it disappearing inside her tight, wet cunt and how I knew it would fill her up.

Look forward to seeing it again and telling her more about it. It certainly had the desired effect on both of us.

Have you got or seen a dick that might excite both of us?

Babysitter with wife's vibrator

2008-09-15T17:58:00.002+01:00

This was my vivid dream last night. Wife told me she had watched our babysitter 'screwing herself' with vibrator. Now that's something I would pay good money to watch.

Love to watch her ram that seven inch vibrator into her cute pussy.

Soft

2008-08-18T18:07:00.000+01:00

Pull

2008-08-18T18:04:00.000+01:00

New Pics

2008-08-18T17:57:00.002+01:00

Strange Things I've Seen in the Showers

2008-08-10T17:18:00.008+01:00

These include....

1. A black guy with a small cock. Eric was his name. He played football with me a few times. Round shiny ass but disappointingly small cock.

2. A guy called Marcus in school started peeing over everyone in the showers. A joke that seriously back-fired on him. Obviously a keen water sports enthusiast.

3. Another guy from school who rolled his foreskin back only to get it stuck.

4. Guys who shower in their underpants. What's that all about?

5. I am the only guy in my football team who is circumcised, so my cock always gets a few extra glances in the showers from my hooded team mates.

6. A guy called Rick who had a strange cock. It didn't hang like most dicks, it seemed to protrude out. It wasn't that he was having a stiffy or hard-on because it was always like this every time I saw it. Very perky indeed.

7. Saw a guy at the gym with strange birth-mark on his exposed helmet. Look like a globe of the world.

What strange stuff have you seen?

John and I get jerked off

2008-08-06T20:07:00.005+01:00

They say that things happen in threes. After having seen John's mum and dad fucking and after I had slipped my hand inside John's pyjama bottom to give him a delicious orgasm as he slept there was to be another twist to this family holiday in the west coast of Ireland.

The morning after I had fished around in John's pyjamas I was the first awake. We were mates at school and sharing a double bed during this holiday. I pulled the covers back slowly to reveal John's limp prick still hanging helplessly outside his bottoms where I had abandoned it.

I thought about reaching out for it again, being able this time time to see it swell up in my hands, but with the lovely early sunshine breaking into the room, so my bravery from the dark of night disappeared. Instead, I looked at it hanging there and admired his dark thick curls and his long pale penis.

Later that morning after breakfast we went to the beach again. We had become friendly with a girl who was also on holiday there with her parents. Her name was Sally. She was a few years older than us and extremely confident, especially with the boys. I noticed how she looked at John and I. I would sometimes eye her looking at our swimming trunks. We agreed to meet up later that night outside Maguire's chipper. It did the best fish and chips in town. We sat looking out to sea. She asked us if we had girlfriends back where we came from. Both of us replied we didn't. She was a fine figure with lovely firm breasts, long curly dark hair and the legs of a tennis player.

We sat and laughed for hours. It was getting dark and it was time we should be heading back to our holiday home. "Right, which one of you fancy a nice hand job then?" she blurted out unexpectedly.

John and I looked at each other and nearly passed out. "Only if you but me a bag of chips" she chirped. "Come on, which one of you wants to go first?" "I will" said John. Off they went behind Maguire's chipper and down a lane. I wondered how many bags of chips had sent her down there that summer.

I sat back on the bench, nervous of the next few minutes. It seemed to last an eternity, but John arrived back on his own soon after with a smile from ear to ear. "Fuck, she's great. She has magic hands" gushed John. "Go on, hurry up before she fucks off" blasted John.

I set off down the lane to find Sally. She was in some bushes and called me over. She pulled me over and unzipped me. My dick was straining against my underpants, I even think there might have been some pre-cum already there. She yanked my trousers down to my ankles and then slipped my underpants down. My dick sprung up in front of her, bobbing with sheer excitement. "Are you sure you both aren't twins. Your dicks are huge." She cupped my balls in a manner which immediately led me to believe that yes, Sally really had done this thing many times before. She gripped my shaft and started stroking slowly. Up and down she went. I knew this was only going to last seconds. She grabbed my hand and put it towards her breasts. I had a feel. They felt full and firm under her t-shirt. I was about to slip my hand under her top when I shot a full load in her direction. I think she dodged my spurts carefully enough. I pulled my pants and jeans back up and said we'd see her the next day.

John and I compared stories on the way back to the house, chuffed with our night's work.

Toy Time

2008-08-06T17:57:00.003+01:00

Honey, I'm Home

2008-08-06T17:45:00.003+01:00

Touching my friend's cock for the first time

2008-08-05T17:41:00.004+01:00

It must have been all that sea air. I have already posted here about my first holiday in the west of Ireland with my school friend John and his parents. It was memorable for a number of reasons, one of which saw me witness his dad and mum fucking early one morning. A few nights later I was to encounter another exciting experience.

I had to share a room with John in their holiday cottage. We were good mates and neither of us were too worried about it, even the fact that we had to share an old rusty double bed. We were there for a week and it was a brilliant location near the beach.

One night I woke up in bed feeling something pressing against my thigh. I knew immediately what it was. It was something I had seen hundreds of times before in the school showers. It was John's prick pressing against me, only the fabric of his cotton pyjama bottoms holding it back. My heart rate went from 0-60 in two seconds. John had one of the hairiest cocks I had ever seen in our school. His naked torso was so smooth and Irish bluey white on previous glances with a mass of black thick curls breaking up the paleness around his groin.

Having seen it so many times in its flaccid state, now only a thin piece of cotton stood between me and his erection. I pressed my thigh back against his bulge and it felt harder than before. I knew I had to release that poor cock into the balmy night air. It was the least I could do.

I reached down to that area and felt the heat radiating from his prick through the pyjama bottoms. I felt the smoothness of his hardness, but I wanted more than the fabric. I wanted to feel that flesh, that shaft and those dark thick curls.

I reached for that little flap in his bottoms and thought about pulling it out through there. However access was denied by a stubborn button. I didn't want to stir him by my fumbling. I took about two minutes to carefully undo his button. I reached in and felt his smooth shaft. It felt amazing and so hard. I ran my hands though his pubic hair and pulled his cock out. He was still asleep as I reached in for his balls. And what balls! They felt much bigger than mine as I fondled them. His dick felt a good length in the darkness. I wished to see it in daylight but beggars couldn't be choosers.

I gripped his shaft tight and moved my hand slowly up and down. I wondered if I could make him cum. I wondered that if I did, would he waken. I wondered how much he could cum. it didn't take long to find out. I stroked him expertly and felt his breath quickening in his sleep. Just as he let out a light moan he ejaculated his creamy spunk onto my hands in thick spurts. I slipped my cum covered hands onto my own cock. I rubbed his spunk into my cock and balls and seconds later had more cum on my hands to deal with.

I gave it a few minutes and thought about tucking his limp prick back into his pyjamas. That proved trickiest of all so I abandoned the idea and thought I'd let him sort that out himself in the morning.

Cock Snaps

2008-08-04T17:12:00.004+01:00

Hope you are all enjoying my cock pics. I am enjoying taking them. Any more suggestions would be welcome. Those of you who asked for some cum pics should see earlier post. Hope it satisfies your wishes.

I had real fun doing the shake your cock pic. It's harder than you think to get your cock actually in the camera frame when you're shaking it so much!

I particularly like the black and white shots so I hope you are enjoying them as much as me. More to come shortly.

Don't forget to vote in my two polls. The first one asks for your cock preferences as to whether you prefer circumcised or not. The second concentrates on the amount of pussy hair you prefer.

Thanks for all the comments so far. Keep them coming.

Shake Your Cock

2008-08-03T18:33:00.002+01:00

Cum Drenched Prick

2008-08-03T18:25:00.001+01:00

Sleepy Cock

2008-08-03T18:11:00.004+01:00

This is my favourite picture so far. Do you like it too?

Shake Your Cock 2

2008-08-03T18:01:00.004+01:00

ready for sucking

2008-08-03T08:08:00.002+01:00

How could you resist getting your mouth around that?

Pleasuredome

2008-08-03T07:32:00.004+01:00

This is what I waken up to every morning. My wife adores it. She loves getting her mouth around that thickness and loves sucking on the helmet. She loves the fact that I am circumcised. She says it looks better, is cleaner and feels so good inside her. She loves it when it is erect as she really feels how pronounced the head is without any extra skin. She thinks it is easier to play with and looks the way a cock should. This cock has given her SO much pleasure that she really knows how to worship it.

I also love it and hope you do too!

More Cock Unwrapped

2008-07-31T17:53:00.004+01:00

Cock Pics

2008-07-30T17:26:00.004+01:00

Tell me if you like your horny married boy?

Phone Sex

2008-07-30T17:08:00.003+01:00

We have a new temp in work. She is pretty ordinary looking but I reckon she is a filthy slut. In fact I know. She has always been texting her boyfriend and giggling. She left her mobile phone in work yesterday when she finished early. She phoned me from home later and asked me to put it out of the way in her drawer at her desk.

I couldn't resist a little look around her phone. I was not to be disappointed. First, I saw pics of what I assume to be her boyfriend's prick. He is huge. He is erect in all of them. Then, as I scroll through them I see his dick disappearing into a lovely blond pussy from behind. This must be her pussy. I get hard at my desk and flick onto videos. There is one that catches my eye which starts off with his dick sliding in and out of her doggy style. I turn the sound down so no-one in adjoining offices hears. They are moaning quite a bit. The video lasts about two minutes with him withdrawing and shooting all over her ass. I play that one over and over again. I slip the phone into her drawer as I don't want to run the battery down. I had seen more than enough of what I wanted.

Cock Pic For You

2008-07-29T17:33:00.006+01:00

Here is a pic for starters. Hope you like !

Wanna See Me Naked?

2008-07-28T20:01:00.002+01:00

Dying to get my kit off and show you what a horny married boy looks like.

Would anyone out there like to see some pics? I'm thinking possibly cock or crotch pics. Let me know what you want to see and I'm sure it can be arranged.

underwear pic
soft cock
hard cock
jockstrap pic
cum shot
ass pic
torso

Let me know.

Nine Orgasms in One Day

2008-07-27T08:07:00.003+01:00

My all-time record for orgasms in one day stands at nine. I wanted ten, but exhaustion and redness put an end to that. Unfortunately it wasn't with a woman, but with my right hand. It was during my revision for exams. Can anyone beat this?

Watching Real Sex

2008-07-26T19:13:00.002+01:00

If you have seen two people having sex in real life it is a sight you could hardly forget.

I will always remember my first holiday away in the west coast of Ireland. I went with John's family, a best friend at school. He was an only child so we shared a room in his parents' holiday cottage. One early morning I needed to go to the toilet to pee. To get to the toilet you had to pass his parents' room. I was on my way when I heard a slapping noise. I wasn't sure what it was at first but it seemed to be coming from their room.

I peered in through the door in disbelief as I saw Joe, John's dad, banging his wife, Sandra, from behind. Every thrust was met with a slapping of his hips against her flabby ass. It wasn't the most beautiful thing I'd ever seen, they weren't the most attractive couple in the world, they weren't even like the porn stars I'd seen in a mate's porn movie, but in a funny sort of way it was totally erotic actually watching them at 'it'.

I was petrified I would be seen, but I was glued to watching this real live show. They had no idea I was there. Her face was buried in the pillow as Joe's ass wobbled the harder he rammed his prick into her. She was making muffled noises into the pillow. I wanted to laugh at one stage, but then felt a stirring of my own in my pyjama bottoms. I was dying to get a glimpse of her pussy. After a few more minutes of thrusting she started whimpering and sobbing into the pillow. I thought he'd killed her at one stage. Then it was Joe's turn. He started to quicken his pace. I saw her move a hand between her legs and grabbed for his large swinging balls. She struggled to keep a grip of them with the increase in pace. His breath quickened and I knew from his sigh he was spent. I watched for a bit longer, long enough to see him withdraw his thick, hairy prick from her pinkness, both of which were still oozing cum.

Sucking My Own Cock

2008-07-17T11:23:00.000+01:00

I used to be able to suck my own cock. I say 'used to' as I am no longer as supple as I was when I was 16, plus now I have someone to do it for me. I often wonder how many guys have tried this phenomenon. Firstly, you need to have a good size cock and probably not be too fat. I used to lie on my back and then swing my legs over behind me. At first I could just take the tip, but after a bit of practice as much of it as I could take.

I always wanted to swallow my own cum but at the point of ejaculation, I always withdrew and shot if over my face or chest. Now I know why some women don't choose to swallow. I have tasted some pre-cum and it tasted quite nice.

Blow-jobs are amazing but they are definitely better if you can get someone to do it for you.

More Hot Sex

2008-07-17T11:09:00.001+01:00

Not one to brag but yet more quality sex last night. I'm not sure what has brought all this quality sex on tap this week. Maybe because we are both off work this week. Again more erotic reading to get us both going. She wore a nice blue lacy bra and panties to bed. I wore nothing and she felt my hardness against her back. I love slipping a finger inside after pulling the panties to one side

Her clit was buzzing she claimed as I rubbed my cock head against her pussy lips and finger her at same time. This always gets her hot. So wet again!

She came so hard as I sucked her nipples and rammed my thickness into her, grinding my hips against her. I flipped her over, licked the sweat off her back and rammed my dick inside cumming like a fountain inside her lovely wet cunt.

Wet, Wet, Wet Pussy

2008-07-16T11:55:00.001+01:00

Another great night in bed. Both went to bed quite tired after busy day. Started rubbing her back and shoulders. Then she picked up her favourite erotic literature. I was naked and rock hard, my dick pulsating and resting in the crack of her ass as I snuggled up. I slipped my hand between her cheeks and felt an amazing wetness. She was gushing. My dick got even harder. I rammed two fingers right inside her and started fucking her pussy hard with them.

"Fuck me, I want you inside me right now" she said. So I rolled on top of her and had her cumming in seconds after I rammed my cock inside. It was only when she climbed on top me that I realised how wet she really was. My dick was the slickest its ever been and her whole ass was soaking wet when it rammed down on my balls. It didn't take long for me either to cum inside her delightful wetness.

Types of Foreskins

2008-07-15T14:07:00.002+01:00

What a brilliant festival. Loads of beer, short shorts, short skirts, great music and loads of foreskins! Yes that's right, foreskins. Irish guys have plenty of foreskin! You couldn't help but notice them. Short ones, long ones, here a foreskin, there a foreskin. When you have to piss into a crescent shaped urinal stand time and time again due to major beer consumption that holds six guys you can't help but see every dick on display.

Out of about thirty that I saw, there were only two who were circumcised. It's funny watching guys' pissing techniques who have their foreskins intact. Some retract which is the best and cleanest way whilst others do not. So why don't they all retract? Maybe they can't, maybe they don't know it's cleaner to do it that way, maybe they can't be arsed or maybe they think they'll get a stiffy and piss all over the place. The message is simple - retract when you are pissing if you are still intact!

There are three types of foreskins

long overhangs (the type I used to have). Ugly, harder to keep clean, smellier, harder to retract and more prone to tearing during sex. Looks like an anteater!
Just enough skin to cover entire head. Easier to pull back and keep clean.
Short foreskin where the head can be seen when flaccid - also known as a peeper.

So there you are - an up to date analysis of everything foreskin. So ladies, just when you thought once you'd seen one, you'd seen them all! If your guy is still intact, find out which category he falls into and also make sure he keeps it sweet smelling - he's more likely to get some quality head if he's smelling of roses instead of being covered in cheese. That's enough to put even the most ardent cheese lover of it for life.